DANGEROUS NEW TREND (Satire)
LOS LOS ANGELES, February 20, 2007 — The ADL warns that pop music icon Britney Spears’ February 17 decision to shave her head is part of an ever-expanding network of anti-Semitism in popular culture.
“At first we thought her decision was a fluke,” said Abe Fucksman, President of the Anti-Defecation League, “until confidential sources revealed that Ms. Spears’ last name is dangerously close to that of the notorious Nazi, Albert Speer. When Paris Hilton and Pan Anderson also shaved their heads, we suspected there was a problem. Our worst fears were confirmed when investigation revealed that none of these three women has made any comment in support of the Holocaust.”
The U.S. State Department denied rumors that Spears is a member of al-Qaeda, but would not comment on Pam Anderson’s alleged ties to Iran.
“As for Ms. Hilton, she has made no comment about Hezbollah,” Fucksman added. “Therefore we have enlisted the FBI and the Department of Homeland Insecurity to help in our investigations.”
Several sources have pointed out that part of Ms. Hilton’s family is Jewish, and that charges of anti-Semitism may therefore be doubtful in her case.
“Then why did she shave her head?” Fucksman countered. “And why has she let Britney Spears live with her since last November? What are those nubile girls doing together in that house, and why did they ask me to leave when I personally visited them to look into these matters? In any event, the days of self-hating Jews are over. Anyone who fails to champion Israel is anti-Semitic, including Jewish people.”
Bill in Gnosis said,
February 22, 2007 at 12:55 am
Nope, I am not fallin for this one! Ya got me on the Jupiter purchase satire. I’m just way to smart for ya now. BUT maybe, just maybe…
The word “satire” is always included in the title, so people know it’s a joke. Zionist creeps generate a satire whenever they act or speak. For example, it is absurd that Ernst Zundel just got sentenced to another five years for questioning the holocaust. At Zundel’s latest trial, he said that if anyone can prove there were gas chambers at Auschwitz, he would publicly apologize to Jews. They can’t, of course (because there weren’t any, except for a small building used to fumigate matresses). So they put him in prison. Even the Auschwitz museum admits that there were never any gas chambers. After WWII they built one for tourists, so Zionist leeches could suck money from the Goyim.
Thanks for commenting.–AG