AGAINST ZIONISM

Questioned whether he wasn’t afraid of being accused of anti-Semitism, Andrew Winkler replied, “Not really. In today’s use of the term, anti-Semitism means hatred by Jews, and we are not Jewish, so it doesn’t apply. An ‘anti-Semite’ is anyone that Jewish people target for elimination. Usually that means anyone who is critical of Israel or Israel’s lobbies.  We are not critical of anyone.”

Asked for the Gel Group’s fee structure for providing ‘Goyim Certifications,’ Winkler said,  “We’re still negotiating with sponsors and donors about helping us cover as much of the costs as possible.  We’re a non-profit organization and – unlike kosher certifications found on most US grocery products – this is not about making money; it’s about providing a service to the community. If there will be a fee involved at all, it will be very affordable. ”

Winkler said the choice of symbol that will be added to food labels was the outcome of a lengthy process involving several design consultants.  “We wanted something that was instantly recognizable, but could not be confused in any way with a swastika.”

Several Jewish activist groups, including the Anti-Defecation League, worry that the new certification process will awaken people to issues concerning Israel and the Middle East.  Abe Fucksman, National Director of the ADL, said, “It’s 1938, and Winkler is Adolph Hitler.”

Fucksman said an emergency bill has been submitted to Congress, and a vote is expected before the current legislative session expires.  “We are confidant that patriotic Americans will reject this vicious new attack on the Jewish people,” Fucksman said.  “The President has already indicated that he will sign any bill we care to introduce.  This sort of thing has been tried before, but the American people have always seen it for what it really is: a mean-spirited attempt to break free of their slavery to Israel. Naturally we cannot allow that.”

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